The Dismal Tide

P.I.S.S. Index

May 23rd, 2022  |  2 hrs 22 mins

In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short.

Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy

We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is currently suspended from Twitter.

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Dispensary

May 6th, 2022  |  51 mins 16 secs

the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly.

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Didn't Learn a Thing

April 15th, 2022  |  56 mins 3 secs

Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord

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How a Rich Guy Fades Barstool Sports

March 30th, 2022  |  1 hr 19 mins

Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness

This is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21

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Hemoglobin

March 11th, 2022  |  42 mins 47 secs

The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood

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How Much Were Your Shares Diluted

February 25th, 2022  |  52 mins 11 secs

I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c

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Super Bowl Prop Bet Bonanza

February 11th, 2022  |  1 hr 5 mins

Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays.

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Championship Game Wrap Up

January 31st, 2022  |  1 hr 9 mins

Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat.

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Wolf've Wall Street with @29coast

January 4th, 2022  |  1 hr 22 mins

Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto

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The Dismal Tide Christmas Party

December 27th, 2021  |  2 hrs 6 mins

Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo

Thanks to everyone who joined and support us!

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Ad Read

December 10th, 2021  |  1 hr 8 mins

My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

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Kimchi

November 27th, 2021  |  1 hr 3 mins

We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food

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Dismal Tide's 100th Episode Spectacular

November 12th, 2021  |  1 hr 50 mins

Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes!

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Starting Capo

October 22nd, 2021  |  55 mins 34 secs

We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel

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Salt Bane

October 8th, 2021  |  1 hr 30 mins

I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it.

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Naked and Afraid of Love ft. Neil Wren

September 22nd, 2021  |  1 hr 18 mins

GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK!
NEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE.

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