Two very serious people draft the 10 most unserious teams in sports. Mike and Seth hijack the otherwise dormant DMT feed
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\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm
","summary":"The longest three minutes in sports, we three gather to discuss what fun non-moneyline props to make your Super Bowl more fun to watch. Thank you to Ryan (@baseballworId) for joining us.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","date_published":"2023-02-10T11:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/94f10b31-b329-4b5d-a246-2a7f52b99c75.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60592716,"duration_in_seconds":3786}]},{"id":"6b58e142-e816-4478-9de8-d9e798e452b9","title":"Careful Consideration","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt125","content_text":"Unedited and uncut, and submitted for your approval \n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","content_html":"Unedited and uncut, and submitted for your approval
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm
","summary":"Unedited and uncut, and submitted for your approval \r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","date_published":"2023-01-27T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/6b58e142-e816-4478-9de8-d9e798e452b9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":97089955,"duration_in_seconds":4045}]},{"id":"4f32f666-7838-40ea-84e9-e515abae5cdb","title":"Gamifying a Relationship ft NHL Player Charlie McAvoy","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt124","content_text":"Our fantasy football league champion \"Charlie McAvoy\" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","content_html":"Our fantasy football league champion "Charlie McAvoy" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm
","summary":"Our fantasy football league champion \"Charlie McAvoy\" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","date_published":"2023-01-06T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/4f32f666-7838-40ea-84e9-e515abae5cdb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41192513,"duration_in_seconds":5148}]},{"id":"334618a0-bd1d-45a8-a2e9-76f3d8ec9dc9","title":"A Very Dismal Christmas","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt123","content_text":"The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here!\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","content_html":"The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here!
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm
","summary":"The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here!\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm","date_published":"2022-12-29T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/334618a0-bd1d-45a8-a2e9-76f3d8ec9dc9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":79206529,"duration_in_seconds":9900}]},{"id":"b3635764-a05a-4258-bb92-7c1cf9972dfc","title":"The Angels","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt122","content_text":"We talk Hot 100 (not billboard)\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_","content_html":"We talk Hot 100 (not billboard)
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
long story short, here's another one
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Lou (@ermgrrrrr) of Bang Local Dads fame joins us to talk about Rob fucking Schneider
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)
","summary":"Lou (@ermgrrrrr) of Bang Local Dads fame joins us to talk about Rob fucking Schneider\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)\r\n","date_published":"2022-10-28T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c1b294ad-5593-432e-9247-686d577711c0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":87834878,"duration_in_seconds":5489}]},{"id":"3fb00bcc-2a2c-4a9d-8db3-b616de5f3a22","title":"Tennis Ball","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt119","content_text":"until we get to ... DEUCE!\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"until we get to ... DEUCE!
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"until we get to ... DEUCE!\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-09-27T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/3fb00bcc-2a2c-4a9d-8db3-b616de5f3a22.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":30933077,"duration_in_seconds":3866}]},{"id":"c343c3d0-1cd8-4e87-8b23-3252432397b1","title":"Draft Day ft The Discord","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt118","content_text":"The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft.\n\nHere are the ownership stakes: \nMike W: 38.5% ($38.50)\nBrendan H: 18% ($18.00)\nMike J: 12.5% ($12.50)\nRyan M: 11% ($11.00)\nSeth C: 10% ($10.00)\nMatt W: 10% ($10.00)\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft.
\n\nHere are the ownership stakes:
\nMike W: 38.5% ($38.50)
\nBrendan H: 18% ($18.00)
\nMike J: 12.5% ($12.50)
\nRyan M: 11% ($11.00)
\nSeth C: 10% ($10.00)
\nMatt W: 10% ($10.00)
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"The Head Honchos from the Dismal Tide Discord bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and Mike and I hosts bickering during the auction draft.\r\n\r\nHere are the ownership stakes: \r\nMike W: 38.5% ($38.50)\r\nBrendan H: 18% ($18.00)\r\nMike J: 12.5% ($12.50)\r\nRyan M: 11% ($11.00)\r\nSeth C: 10% ($10.00)\r\nMatt W: 10% ($10.00)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2022-09-08T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c343c3d0-1cd8-4e87-8b23-3252432397b1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77114225,"duration_in_seconds":9638}]},{"id":"dfdad24e-f12f-46d9-949d-2e0c4c95fa35","title":"Gross Negligence","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt117","content_text":"WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES\n\nan unedited episode, for your pleasure\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)","content_html":"WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES
\n\nan unedited episode, for your pleasure
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)
","summary":"WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES\r\n\r\nan unedited episode, for your pleasure\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)\r\n","date_published":"2022-09-06T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/dfdad24e-f12f-46d9-949d-2e0c4c95fa35.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31492307,"duration_in_seconds":3936}]},{"id":"6a3ad063-3ccd-416b-9ef9-bed6850a2962","title":"Look at That and Tell Me There's A God","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt116","content_text":"I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle\n\nPlease join us for one of our various fantasy football projects this year: Join the discord to do our boardroom style FF keeper league\nor\nJoin the Dismal Tide podcast league here: https://sleeper.app/i/LennnmxzlDYm\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)","content_html":"I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle
\n\nPlease join us for one of our various fantasy football projects this year: Join the discord to do our boardroom style FF keeper league
\nor
\nJoin the Dismal Tide podcast league here: https://sleeper.app/i/LennnmxzlDYm
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)
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\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
\n\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)
","summary":"Abe Simpson joins us for a commercials chat\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\nCheck out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)","date_published":"2022-07-23T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/ed1e1047-2dbd-4af5-ba2e-c79d22bca9e8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":47477783,"duration_in_seconds":5934}]},{"id":"333edf61-17be-41b9-bf1b-42ec5d20702b","title":"No Surprise","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt114","content_text":"We never get to the video\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"We never get to the video
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"We never get to the video\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2022-07-10T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/333edf61-17be-41b9-bf1b-42ec5d20702b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28782259,"duration_in_seconds":3597}]},{"id":"65e1190d-108a-4c8f-a106-6fd24623f194","title":"No Games, Just Sports.","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt113","content_text":"what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance\n\nPlease enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI \n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance
\n\nPlease enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance\r\n\r\nPlease enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI \r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2022-06-24T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/65e1190d-108a-4c8f-a106-6fd24623f194.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":32436894,"duration_in_seconds":4054}]},{"id":"950abcba-0ce5-436a-ab6f-1468e253e74b","title":"P.I.S.S. Index","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt112","content_text":"In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short. \n\nMike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy \n\nWe forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep\n\nFollow Liam: @diaboliam\nFollow Seth: @ItsKlamMeHep\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg**","content_html":"In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short.
\n\nMike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart for you to enjoy
\n\nWe forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep
\n\nFollow Liam: @diaboliam
\nFollow Seth: @ItsKlamMeHep
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg**
","summary":"In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short. \r\n\r\nMike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if [utilitarian chart](https://imgur.com/a/JGOaHWM) for you to enjoy \r\n\r\nWe forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is currently suspended from Twitter.\r\n\r\n@diaboliam\r\nSeth\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-05-23T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/950abcba-0ce5-436a-ab6f-1468e253e74b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68364040,"duration_in_seconds":8544}]},{"id":"c0d2858e-4590-46af-b323-0128f4ae7c42","title":"Dispensary","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt111","content_text":"the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly.
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","summary":"the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2022-05-06T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c0d2858e-4590-46af-b323-0128f4ae7c42.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":49235510,"duration_in_seconds":3076}]},{"id":"1a4fa358-a838-4910-8038-8be92a434614","title":"Didn't Learn a Thing","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt110","content_text":"Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord
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","summary":"Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2022-04-15T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/1a4fa358-a838-4910-8038-8be92a434614.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53813000,"duration_in_seconds":3363}]},{"id":"975307f2-54c9-41ce-bc57-01597a03600f","title":"How a Rich Guy Fades Barstool Sports","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt109","content_text":"Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness\n\nThis is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21\n\nSubscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm \n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness
\n\nThis is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21
\n\nSubscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm
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","summary":"Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness\r\n\r\nThis is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21\r\n\r\nSubscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm \r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-03-30T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/975307f2-54c9-41ce-bc57-01597a03600f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":76621451,"duration_in_seconds":4788}]},{"id":"1983840c-52ca-43ec-beb5-3084f0fd0fd3","title":"Hemoglobin","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt108","content_text":"The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood
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","summary":"The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-03-11T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/1983840c-52ca-43ec-beb5-3084f0fd0fd3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":41086142,"duration_in_seconds":2567}]},{"id":"86cf687e-c63c-4ab6-86cb-f3b1c9f61d7b","title":"How Much Were Your Shares Diluted","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt107","content_text":"I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c
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Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-02-25T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/86cf687e-c63c-4ab6-86cb-f3b1c9f61d7b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50114061,"duration_in_seconds":3131}]},{"id":"37a71765-4a07-488a-8da3-c084c3990123","title":"Super Bowl Prop Bet Bonanza","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt106","content_text":"Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays.
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","summary":"Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2022-02-11T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/37a71765-4a07-488a-8da3-c084c3990123.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62769029,"duration_in_seconds":3922}]},{"id":"102673df-9e6b-401c-8154-d6b1b982926d","title":"Championship Game Wrap Up","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt105","content_text":"Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat.
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","summary":"Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-01-31T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/102673df-9e6b-401c-8154-d6b1b982926d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66495971,"duration_in_seconds":4155}]},{"id":"50cbd139-35e9-4947-8687-fc2c392f28b3","title":"Wolf've Wall Street with @29coast","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt104","content_text":"Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto\n\nFollow Matt - @29coast\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto
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","summary":"Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto\r\n\r\nFollow Matt - @29coast\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2022-01-04T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/50cbd139-35e9-4947-8687-fc2c392f28b3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39583370,"duration_in_seconds":4947}]},{"id":"8b3fe863-14e5-4457-9a8e-45e252a5fc70","title":"The Dismal Tide Christmas Party","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt103","content_text":"Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo
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","summary":"Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo\r\n\r\nThanks to everyone who joined and support us!\r\n\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-12-27T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/8b3fe863-14e5-4457-9a8e-45e252a5fc70.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60857702,"duration_in_seconds":7606}]},{"id":"ffb27ad4-208d-41df-b4db-c50e0d6496d3","title":"Ad Read","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt102","content_text":"My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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","summary":"My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.\r\n\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-12-10T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/ffb27ad4-208d-41df-b4db-c50e0d6496d3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":97952623,"duration_in_seconds":4081}]},{"id":"4a80bf3e-1edd-434c-9b71-7966c06d4910","title":"Kimchi","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt101","content_text":"We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food
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","summary":"We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-11-27T18:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/4a80bf3e-1edd-434c-9b71-7966c06d4910.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91945923,"duration_in_seconds":3830}]},{"id":"dd67344f-2354-4639-a917-50c27f848a7c","title":"Dismal Tide's 100th Episode Spectacular","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt100","content_text":"Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes!\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes!
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Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes!\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n ","date_published":"2021-11-12T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/dd67344f-2354-4639-a917-50c27f848a7c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53241858,"duration_in_seconds":6654}]},{"id":"de67f9ef-f0f1-41cc-94a4-8041230f4a95","title":"Starting Capo","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt99","content_text":"We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel
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","summary":"We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-10-22T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/de67f9ef-f0f1-41cc-94a4-8041230f4a95.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":53362857,"duration_in_seconds":3334}]},{"id":"0017b739-41f9-46a3-9f50-31d1b94f4acc","title":"Salt Bane","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt98","content_text":"I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it.
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Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-10-08T04:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/0017b739-41f9-46a3-9f50-31d1b94f4acc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86601899,"duration_in_seconds":5412}]},{"id":"8e11d590-f37c-4922-9c6b-c8c6586706b1","title":"Naked and Afraid of Love ft. Neil Wren","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt97","content_text":"GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK!\nNEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK!
\nNEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE.
Follow Mike - @megaclang
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Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK!\r\nNEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2021-09-22T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/8e11d590-f37c-4922-9c6b-c8c6586706b1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":75389307,"duration_in_seconds":4711}]},{"id":"c43f3636-84d5-468d-9766-bff4b52928c9","title":"I'll Call Now","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt96","content_text":"Mike has some wifi troubles, but he has no problem remembering who the hot soccer players are. Funny.\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike has some wifi troubles, but he has no problem remembering who the hot soccer players are. Funny.
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\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
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Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Mike has some wifi troubles, but he has no problem remembering who the hot soccer players are. Funny.\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2021-08-27T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c43f3636-84d5-468d-9766-bff4b52928c9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62702156,"duration_in_seconds":3918}]},{"id":"1a643e84-b1cf-4eb8-850f-08c3579d2b32","title":"The Troubles","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt95","content_text":"Brendan flexes his completely lack of British history while the lads try and pick a Rugby squad for the upcoming season\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Brendan flexes his completely lack of British history while the lads try and pick a Rugby squad for the upcoming season
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
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\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
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\n\nThe golf video: https://w2g.tv/rooms/q47hxb869ssob2i9gz?lang=en
\n\nPromo 1: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+zandig+promo
\n\nPromo 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=SteveMcKenzie
\n\nAmerican Beauty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7_y4jETo0&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=HamzaClassicMovies
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Joe (@Garmonboziaaa ) joins us for our usual bullshit, including a devastating 18th hole at a Major Championship, wrestling promos, Kevin Spacey, and Rod Stewart\r\n\r\nThe golf video: https://w2g.tv/rooms/q47hxb869ssob2i9gz?lang=en\r\n\r\nPromo 1: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+zandig+promo\r\n\r\nPromo 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=SteveMcKenzie\r\n\r\nAmerican Beauty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7_y4jETo0&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=HamzaClassicMovies\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2021-07-16T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c53f1247-0369-49f2-a629-e32377d90a0c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":82678516,"duration_in_seconds":5167}]},{"id":"1a59931c-7d79-43c1-b76b-7d62b507c1dc","title":"Hugh Jackman's Guide to Crushing P***y ft. Liam Green","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt92","content_text":"Liam (@diaboliam) from the Illegal Screen podcast joins us to kick off season three\n\nListen to the Illegal Screen wherever you get podcasts\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Liam (@diaboliam) from the Illegal Screen podcast joins us to kick off season three
\n\nListen to the Illegal Screen wherever you get podcasts
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\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
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\n\nWatch Ed every Sunday at twitch.tv/keepo__man
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Ed (@keepo_Man) joins us and we talk about #lebronjames #nbaplayoffs #dametime #NFTs #bitcoin #elonmusk \r\n\r\nWatch Ed every Sunday at twitch.tv/keepo__man\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-06-04T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/e8dd7fb5-fab4-40bc-be8d-98a0bcb3dfdf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":99132315,"duration_in_seconds":6195}]},{"id":"967fd219-7ded-4d77-8bd3-c1caa6888d71","title":"The Internet is a Net Negative","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt90","content_text":"Mike and Brendan watch the Knicks and really hash out the issues of the day ya know?\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Mike and Brendan watch the Knicks and really hash out the issues of the day ya know?
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\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Mike and Brendan watch the Knicks and really hash out the issues of the day ya know?\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","date_published":"2021-05-28T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/967fd219-7ded-4d77-8bd3-c1caa6888d71.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43449283,"duration_in_seconds":2715}]},{"id":"aa0bf2aa-28a1-4857-bf38-854249b891a1","title":"Wherever You Go, There You Are","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt89","content_text":"Only Brendan and Mike for the first time in a while, and end up falling in love all over again\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"Only Brendan and Mike for the first time in a while, and end up falling in love all over again
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"Only Brendan and Mike for the first time in a while, and end up falling in love all over again\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-05-21T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/aa0bf2aa-28a1-4857-bf38-854249b891a1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64622260,"duration_in_seconds":4038}]},{"id":"5485cbde-f4dc-4ad2-a392-caea626f7ae2","title":"Wins Above Replacement ft. Dan","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt88","content_text":"This week we take keen interest in the t-ball team Dan coaches, and share a bunch of embarrassing youth sports stories. \n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"This week we take keen interest in the t-ball team Dan coaches, and share a bunch of embarrassing youth sports stories.
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"This week we take keen interest in the t-ball team Dan coaches, and share a bunch of embarrassing youth sports stories. \r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-05-07T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/5485cbde-f4dc-4ad2-a392-caea626f7ae2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70530114,"duration_in_seconds":4407}]},{"id":"95ed3065-cb05-481a-b690-e47d9fd6fdcb","title":"Super League, We Hardly Knew Ye!","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt87","content_text":"We get together with two of our favorites from the Discord, and hold a funeral for crumbling European Super League\n\nFollow Mike Whalen - @mikewhalen108\nFollow Joe - @garmonboziaaa\n\nFollow Mike Johnson- @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg","content_html":"We get together with two of our favorites from the Discord, and hold a funeral for crumbling European Super League
\n\nFollow Mike Whalen - @mikewhalen108
\nFollow Joe - @garmonboziaaa
Follow Mike Johnson- @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg
","summary":"We get together with two of our favorites from the Discord, and hold a funeral for crumbling European Super League\r\n\r\nFollow Mike Whalen - @mikewhalen108\r\nFollow Joe - @garmonboziaaa\r\n\r\nFollow Mike Johnson- @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg\r\n","date_published":"2021-04-21T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/95ed3065-cb05-481a-b690-e47d9fd6fdcb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63613307,"duration_in_seconds":3975}]},{"id":"6a8c0ec1-12ec-4205-b341-defc9c8acb2c","title":"Never Had Fun In His Life ft. @Keepo_man","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt86","content_text":"Ed (@keepo_man) stops and we talk about the collectibles market \n\nWatch Ed on Twitch - twitch.tv/keepo__man\n\nFollow Ed - @Keepo_man\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Ed (@keepo_man) stops and we talk about the collectibles market
\n\nWatch Ed on Twitch - twitch.tv/keepo__man
\n\nFollow Ed - @Keepo_man
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Ed (@keepo_man) stops and we talk about the collectibles market \r\n\r\nWatch Ed on Twitch - twitch.tv/keepo__man\r\n\r\nFollow Ed - @Keepo_man\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp\r\n\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-04-16T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/6a8c0ec1-12ec-4205-b341-defc9c8acb2c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66372255,"duration_in_seconds":4148}]},{"id":"6f7b501a-2583-46af-a0bd-b5e4a199c635","title":"Targeted Allocation Podcast ft. Ben Cork","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt85","content_text":"Ben Cork, Managing Editor of Once A Metro joins us, and we talk about the finer details of the (very funny) Kaku offseason, then a broader discussion on US Soccer. That's right folks, sports this week! Also Brendan's bullshit.\n\nCheck out the latest on the Red Bulls - onceametro.com \nFollow Ben - @Corkinho\nListen to View From 202 - @ViewFrom202\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Ben Cork, Managing Editor of Once A Metro joins us, and we talk about the finer details of the (very funny) Kaku offseason, then a broader discussion on US Soccer. That's right folks, sports this week! Also Brendan's bullshit.
\n\nCheck out the latest on the Red Bulls - onceametro.com
\nFollow Ben - @Corkinho
\nListen to View From 202 - @ViewFrom202
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Ben Cork from Once a Metro joins us, and we talk about the finer details of the (very funny) Kaku offseason, then a broader discussion on US Soccer through the lens of the NY Red Bulls. That's right folks, sports this week! Also Brendan's bullshit.\r\n\r\nCheck out the latest on the Red Bulls - onceametro.com \r\nFollow Ben - @Corkinho\r\nListen to View From 202 - @ViewFrom202\r\n\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-04-09T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/6f7b501a-2583-46af-a0bd-b5e4a199c635.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":73421555,"duration_in_seconds":4588}]},{"id":"ba8d3d82-84ac-4841-bff0-28d3b856fa53","title":"The Ugly Disease ft. Louis Packard","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt84","content_text":"This one is for the homies!!! Not the haters.\n\nFollow Lou: @monsterUltra\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"This one is for the homies!!! Not the haters.
\n\nFollow Lou: @monsterUltra
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"This one is for the homies!!! Not the haters.\r\n\r\nFollow Lou: @monsterUltra\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","date_published":"2021-04-02T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/ba8d3d82-84ac-4841-bff0-28d3b856fa53.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68971544,"duration_in_seconds":4310}]},{"id":"db8870e8-274b-4384-af92-26affa7e01a4","title":"Punishment ft. Liam Green","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt83","content_text":"Liam Green (@diaboliam) from The Illegal Screen podcast joins to help us pick a new song to end our episodes. We scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rock and roll song from our youth to carry Puddle of Mudd's torch\n\nFollow Liam - @Diaboliam\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Liam Green (@diaboliam) from The Illegal Screen podcast joins to help us pick a new song to end our episodes. We scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rock and roll song from our youth to carry Puddle of Mudd's torch
\n\nFollow Liam - @Diaboliam
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Liam Green (@diaboliam) from The Illegal Screen podcast joins to help us pick a new song to end our episodes. We scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rock and roll song from our youth to carry Puddle of Mudd's torch\r\n\r\nFollow Liam - @Diaboliam\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-03-26T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/db8870e8-274b-4384-af92-26affa7e01a4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63929284,"duration_in_seconds":3995}]},{"id":"3cc0db0c-331c-4396-b7b5-8e5d093c4de2","title":"Mallard Muscle ft. Bryce Castillo","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt82","content_text":"We love our Ducks, folks. Bryce of Cordkillers (cordkillers.com) and Night Attack (https://www.twitch.tv/nightattack) joins us and I make everyone watch a bunch of dumb songs\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"We love our Ducks, folks. Bryce of Cordkillers (cordkillers.com) and Night Attack (https://www.twitch.tv/nightattack) joins us and I make everyone watch a bunch of dumb songs
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"We love our Ducks, folks. Bryce of Cordkillers (cordkillers.com) and Night Attack (https://www.twitch.tv/nightattack) joins us and I make everyone watch a bunch of dumb songs\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","date_published":"2021-03-19T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/3cc0db0c-331c-4396-b7b5-8e5d093c4de2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61565725,"duration_in_seconds":3847}]},{"id":"26782a03-986a-44db-98c5-496c63b06ede","title":"You Are Salt Now ft. RandyGYeah","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt81","content_text":"Randy Glance (@randygyeah on Insta) joins us to talk about cats, Gridiron Heights, and conspiracy theories\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Randy Glance (@randygyeah on Insta) joins us to talk about cats, Gridiron Heights, and conspiracy theories
\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Randy Glance (@randygyeah on Insta) joins us to talk about cats, Gridiron Heights, and conspiracy theories\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\nFollow the show - @thedismaltide_\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","date_published":"2021-03-12T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/26782a03-986a-44db-98c5-496c63b06ede.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65463612,"duration_in_seconds":4091}]},{"id":"c27e2541-e26f-490a-98cf-4219a7b98954","title":"Peanut Butter Spread ft. James MacDonald","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt80","content_text":"James MacDonald (@fearing420) joins us to listen to song parodies about the Toronto Raptors\n\nFollow James - @fearing420\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"James MacDonald (@fearing420) joins us to listen to song parodies about the Toronto Raptors
\n\nFollow James - @fearing420
\nFollow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"James MacDonald (@fearing420) joins us to listen to song parodies about the Toronto Raptors\r\n\r\n","date_published":"2021-03-05T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/c27e2541-e26f-490a-98cf-4219a7b98954.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65822639,"duration_in_seconds":4113}]},{"id":"fd1444ab-96d8-464b-9899-7a1ad1f648b5","title":"Trip Report ft. Brian Roesler","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt79","content_text":"Brian Roesler (@roesler_brian) of The Illegal Screen Podcast joins us, and I had to click the link for \"Professional Athletes Recast As \"Game Of Thrones\" Characters\" like five times because i couldn't get it to download so I hope you like it. \n\nHere is a link to JJ Reddick talking about his brush with human trafficking, I did not get all the details right so best leave it to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhmb3S0oB8&ab_channel=JohnnyB.Good\n\nCheck out the Illegal Screen: https://twitter.com/theillegalpod \nFollow Brian: @roesler_brian\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Brian Roesler (@roesler_brian) of The Illegal Screen Podcast joins us, and I had to click the link for "Professional Athletes Recast As "Game Of Thrones" Characters" like five times because i couldn't get it to download so I hope you like it.
\n\nHere is a link to JJ Reddick talking about his brush with human trafficking, I did not get all the details right so best leave it to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhmb3S0oB8&ab_channel=JohnnyB.Good
\n\nCheck out the Illegal Screen: https://twitter.com/theillegalpod
\nFollow Brian: @roesler_brian
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Brian Roesler (@roesler_brian) of The Illegal Screen Podcast joins us, and I had to click the link for \"Professional Athletes Recast As \"Game Of Thrones\" Characters\" like five times because i couldn't get it to download so I hope you like it. \r\n\r\nHere is a link to JJ Reddick talking about his brush with human trafficking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhmb3S0oB8&ab_channel=JohnnyB.Good\r\n\r\nCheck out the Illegal Screen: https://twitter.com/theillegalpod \r\nFollow Brian: @roesler_brian\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","date_published":"2021-02-26T05:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/fd1444ab-96d8-464b-9899-7a1ad1f648b5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61564471,"duration_in_seconds":3847}]},{"id":"ad9ff090-bc54-422b-811f-4d9eea7ac82d","title":"America's Most Goated ft. Drew (@rappin4safety)","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt78","content_text":"Drew @rappin4safety joins us for some videos where awful sports/Star Wars crossovers. Really just awful stuff\n\nDrew's Links:\nSaturdays Streamers on Twitch weekly 8pm Eastern - twitch.tv/rappin4safety\nGlobe Hell Warning Podcast - https://globehell.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts\n\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\n\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","content_html":"Drew @rappin4safety joins us for some videos where awful sports/Star Wars crossovers. Really just awful stuff
\n\nDrew's Links:
\nSaturdays Streamers on Twitch weekly 8pm Eastern - twitch.tv/rappin4safety
\nGlobe Hell Warning Podcast - https://globehell.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts
Follow Mike - @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks
Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp
","summary":"Drew @rappin4safety joins us for some videos where awful sports/Star Wars crossovers. Really just awful stuff\r\n\r\nDrew's Links:\r\nSaturdays Streamers 8pm Eastern - twitch.tv/rappin4safety\r\nGlobe Hell Warning Podcast - https://globehell.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts\r\n\r\nFollow Mike - @megaclang\r\nFollow Brendan - @brendobigbucks\r\n\r\nJoin The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp","date_published":"2021-02-19T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/ad9ff090-bc54-422b-811f-4d9eea7ac82d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64187328,"duration_in_seconds":3963}]},{"id":"609a82b5-af0f-4d29-8f49-aba7e13f16f4","title":"President Cuban ft. Dan Black","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt76","content_text":"One of our favorite return guests, Dan of @banglocaldads fame, joins us to talk sports films, Mark Cuban, and bicycling.\n\ncheck out the BL Dad's great content at www.Banglocaldads.com\nFollow Dan on twitter: @banglocaldads\nCheck out the Flat Earth Film Festival on Instagram\n\nFollow Mike and Brendan on Twitter: @megaclang and @brendobigbucks\n\nJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/VNR4ajsj ","content_html":"One of our favorite return guests, Dan of @banglocaldads fame, joins us to talk sports films, Mark Cuban, and bicycling.
\n\ncheck out the BL Dad's great content at www.Banglocaldads.com
\nFollow Dan on twitter: @banglocaldads
\nCheck out the Flat Earth Film Festival on Instagram
Follow Mike and Brendan on Twitter: @megaclang and @brendobigbucks
\n\nJoin our Discord: https://discord.gg/VNR4ajsj
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\n\nFollow the hosts of The Dismal Tide on Twitter: Brendan (@patentbrending), Mike (@megaclang)
\n\nJoin our Discord as well and talk about over complicated parlays with us: https://discord.gg/B3yFpEzQ
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\n\nThanks to Seth for joining us this week. Check out his alternate universe 2020 MLB fan fiction here: https://hammlbcom.wordpress.com/
\n\nJoin the Dismal Tide discord: https://discord.gg/t2HVB7fr
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\n\nPlease join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/kGGydCA9
","summary":"Mike and I watch the Trophy Smack Shark Tank, then another Mike joins us to talk about the phenomenally scary Hereditary\r\n\r\nPlease join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/kGGydCA9","date_published":"2021-01-18T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/e3da6caf-5428-4fd8-b32e-e20bc415a60d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":78042094,"duration_in_seconds":4877}]},{"id":"cbf450fc-25e1-4cee-853f-72bba1e60446","title":"Trophy Smacked ft. Ed (@Keepo_man)","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt71","content_text":"I hope Trophy Smack's social media scrolling bot gives us a bunch of fake downloads on this one. \n\nWatch Ed on Twitch: twitch.tv/keepo__man\nFollow Ed on Twitter: @keepo_man\nFollow Mike on Twitter: @megaclang\nFollow Brendan on Twitter: @brendobigbucks","content_html":"I hope Trophy Smack's social media scrolling bot gives us a bunch of fake downloads on this one.
\n\nWatch Ed on Twitch: twitch.tv/keepo__man
\nFollow Ed on Twitter: @keepo_man
\nFollow Mike on Twitter: @megaclang
\nFollow Brendan on Twitter: @brendobigbucks
Part two of our already award winning Christmas special. Happy New Year!
\n\nMike Whalen: Twitter : @mikewhalen108
\n Podcasts: Illegal Screen, The Gambling Degenerates, The Friars Podcast
Joe: TikTok: @joebondstrikesagain
\n Twitch: twitch.tv/frescalagoon (Watch Joe and Brendan play Rocket League for $100 on January 9th on the Fresca Lagoon Twitch Channel)
Matt: Twitter: @29coast
\n\nNeil: Twitter: @stupidneel and @banglocaldads
\n Podcast: BangLocalDads
Tegan: Insta: @tegancenni
\n\nJoin the Dismal Tide Discord: https://discord.gg/YRJYUxaA
","summary":"Part two of our already award winning Christmas special. Happy New Year!\r\n\r\nMike Whalen: Twitter : @mikewhalen108 \r\n\t\tPodcasts: Illegal Screen, The Gambling Degenerates, The Friars Podcast\r\n\t\t\r\nJoe: TikTok: @joebondstrikesagain\r\n\r\nMatt: Twitter: @29coast\r\n\r\nNeil: Twitter: @stupidneel and @banglocaldads\r\n\t\tPodcast: BangLocalDads\r\n\t\r\nTegan: Insta: @tegancenni","date_published":"2020-12-31T07:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/068d627c-8962-4718-b048-39bfc1825e82.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":77694770,"duration_in_seconds":4855}]},{"id":"2c33cb7a-43cb-4134-8901-b0af0570a325","title":"A Very Dismal Christmas Special, Part One","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt69","content_text":"Guests of Dismal Tide's past come to haunt us with takes once more. In order of appearance, please follow or listen to all of our wonderful friends social media / podcasts\n\nMike Whalen: Twitter : @mikewhalen108 \n Podcasts: Illegal Screen, The Gambling Degenerates, The Friars Podcast\n\nJoe: TikTok: @joebondstrikesagain\n Twitch: twitch.tv/frescalagoon (Watch Joe and Brendan play Rocket League for $100 on January 9th on the Fresca Lagoon Twitch Channel)\n\nMatt: Twitter: @29coast\n\nNeil: Twitter: @stupidneel and @banglocaldads\n Podcast: BangLocalDads\n\nTegan: Insta: @tegancenni\n\nJoin the Dismal Tide Discord: https://discord.gg/YRJYUxaA","content_html":"Guests of Dismal Tide's past come to haunt us with takes once more. In order of appearance, please follow or listen to all of our wonderful friends social media / podcasts
\n\nMike Whalen: Twitter : @mikewhalen108
\n Podcasts: Illegal Screen, The Gambling Degenerates, The Friars Podcast
Joe: TikTok: @joebondstrikesagain
\n Twitch: twitch.tv/frescalagoon (Watch Joe and Brendan play Rocket League for $100 on January 9th on the Fresca Lagoon Twitch Channel)
Matt: Twitter: @29coast
\n\nNeil: Twitter: @stupidneel and @banglocaldads
\n Podcast: BangLocalDads
Tegan: Insta: @tegancenni
\n\nJoin the Dismal Tide Discord: https://discord.gg/YRJYUxaA
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\n\nJoin our discord! https://discord.gg/GcEA98mN
","summary":"@29coast joined us for a lovely evening, and I think i'd see him again\r\n\r\nJoin our discord! https://discord.gg/GcEA98mN","date_published":"2020-12-11T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/a72d80cc-586d-4f1f-90cf-e4f0dec77d5e/e4e8ecac-24ca-4c31-8ad2-ccda30247a0e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70197418,"duration_in_seconds":4387}]},{"id":"fcdad7a4-7975-4f4d-8951-e8d09b5a3506","title":"Hypothetical Daughter","url":"https://thedismaltide.fireside.fm/dmt66","content_text":"Tegan defends Puddle of Mudd and neither of us can figure out why","content_html":"Tegan defends Puddle of Mudd and neither of us can figure out why
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\n\nJoe's Twitter : @garmonboziaaa
\nJoe's Tik Tok : joebondstrikesagain
\nMike's Twitter : @megaclang
\nBrendan's Twitter : @brendobigbucks
Our friend Ed joins us for a lovely chat about mostly sports related topics for once.
\nCheck out Ed's Twitch stream at www.twitch.tv/keepoman or on Twitter @keepo_man
Mike : @megaclang
\nBrendan: @brendobigbucks
SPECIAL GUEST LOUIS FROM BANGLOCALDADS, @MONSTER_ULTRA
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\n\nyoda dunking a basketball
\nhttp://www.freakingnews.com/Yoda-Slam-Dunking-a-Basketball-Pictures-23117.asp
Jose Reyes arrest picture
\nhttps://twitter.com/sschreiber13/status/1220186165892079617?s=21
Mike : @megaclang
\nBrendan : @brendobigbucks
Close friend of the show Mike joins us for our 50th episode
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\n\nJeff's Twitter : @JJDBadboy
\nBang Local Dads Website : http://banglocaldads.com/
In a mostly Mike free episode (he was on the toilet), our friend Joe joins us for the second time to discuss the year in Indie NJ wrestling
\n\nJoe on twitter - @garmonboziaaa
\nOn Insta - @haunterofhillhouse
Another week of Brendan and two Mike's to make things confusing
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\nThank u, Steph : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hayAdlb9Tqs
\nCurry Mode : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pz8SmhC3QA
\nHello (Lions Suck) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WEikks5RRw
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\nDugout Bench https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urWhVjOH49k
\nNFL Kneeling Protest Parody : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s4UfeZfKyU
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