The Dismal Tide

Sports/Societal Collapse

About the show

Libelous sports gossip podcast

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  • Dismal Tide: The Return

    October 16th, 2020  |  58 mins 13 secs

    We're back, we're sub par, but we're white men so we'll just carry forward regardless.

  • Soccer Supplement #1

    May 13th, 2020  |  56 mins 29 secs

    Brendan has been forced out of public life and Mike has been left alone to record a soccer show. It's 57 minutes long and he did it alone. All the music is remixes from Ceiling Fan. Find his work here -

  • Happy to Shine

    April 2nd, 2020  |  1 hr 23 mins

    Mike said "fartlick"(?) and nobody commented on it and to me that's maturity

  • CSKA Greenpoint

    March 25th, 2020  |  1 hr 1 min

    I'M ABOUT TO......... break.

  • Bespoke Gentleman

    March 13th, 2020  |  53 mins 49 secs

    Submitted to you unedited for your coronavirus pleasure

  • Hil-Rod

    March 7th, 2020  |  1 hr 2 mins

    Apparently almost every serious contender for President the last 12 years has appeared on WWE. We look at some of their promos. John McCain and Hilary Clinton did not become President after theirs. Just a reminder.

  • The Rational Male

    February 21st, 2020  |  1 hr 23 mins

    @Keepo_man joins us and this episode is too hot for the radio!!! Seriously folks, get a baby sitter for the kids, clear the room or a spot in the Dollar Tree parking lot, this one is for the adults!

  • Better Out Than In

    February 12th, 2020  |  50 mins 36 secs

    No guests this week. Donate to Bernie Sanders and we'll get a guest, i can tell you haven't yet.

  • Into The Dismal-verse

    February 4th, 2020  |  1 hr 27 mins

    We check in with @MikeWhalen, @Keepoman, @29coast and @banglocaldads during the Iowa Caucus and we ask them about the Super Bowl and how they feel about Bernie Sanders. Editors note, I got this done before the DNC got us vote totals

  • Wands Up ft. @Rappin4safety

    January 29th, 2020  |  1 hr 38 secs

    Drew from the podcast Just Drew's Show joins as we look at the odd ways some in the sports world process their collective. Follow Drew on Twitter @rappin4safety and make sure you download his podcast!

    yoda dunking a basketball

    Jose Reyes arrest picture

    Mike : @megaclang
    Brendan : @brendobigbucks

  • A Third Plane

    January 24th, 2020  |  1 hr 38 mins

    Close friend of the show Mike joins us for our 50th episode

  • NBA1K ft. Dan Black

    January 15th, 2020  |  1 hr 22 mins

    dan said he wouldn’t take the bait on ballers, but imo he totally did

    @daanblaack on twitter


    January 7th, 2020  |  52 mins 44 secs

    Its like YAS KWEEN

  • Calm Down Kevin ft. @JJDbadboy

    December 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

    Jeff from Bang Local Dads joins us for another parody episode, brings his own parody, and things get preeeeeetty spicy to say the LEAST

  • Ran a Half Mile on Four Whiskeys

    December 18th, 2019  |  1 hr 2 mins

    In a mostly Mike free episode (he was on the toilet), our friend Joe joins us for the second time to discuss the year in Indie NJ wrestling

    Joe on twitter - @garmonboziaaa
    On Insta - @haunterofhillhouse

  • I'm Leaving You at Denny's ft. Ugo Fezza

    December 11th, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins

    Another week of Brendan and two Mike's to make things confusing